Disappearing Salad

1 large head of red leaf lettuce or Romaine

¾ sliced mushrooms

1 medium purple onion

5 hard boiled eggs, sliced

½ lbs bacon, fried crispy

Chow Mein noodles

1 small pkg parmesan cheese

Dressing

¾ C  white vinegar

1 1/2 C salad oil

Pinch of garlic salt

1 ½ C sugar ( I use less or spenda)

Small purple onion

½ rib celery

2 T poppy seed

Pinch of bacon

Blender until mixed